Joke of The Week for Week Ending August 2, 2002
Mmm...isn't it nice to see that everyone has so much confidence in various countries law enforcement agencies
The LAPD, FBI and the CIA were all asked to prove that they were capable of apprehending terrorists.
The President George W decided to give them a test. He released a white rabbit into a forest and each of them had to catch it.
*The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all the plant and material witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
*The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they bomb the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They make no apologies; the rabbit had it coming.
*The LAPD go in. They come out after two hours with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
The Australian Prime Minister hears about this and decides to test Australian Law Enforcement Agencies. He releases a white rabbit into the Stromlo Forest outside Canberra.
*The National Crime Authority couldn't catch the rabbit, but promise that if they are given a budget increase they can recover 90 million from the rabbit in unpaid taxes and proceeds of crime.
*The VIC Police go in. They return after 15 minutes with a koala, a kangaroo, and a tree fern all shot to pieces. "They looked like dangerous rabbits and we had to act in self-defence" is their explanation.
*The NSW Police go in. Surveillance tapes later reveal top ranking officers and rabbits dancing around a gum tree stoned out of their minds.
*The QLD Police go in. Shortly afterwards, they come out driving a brand new Mercedes, scantily clad rabbits draped all over them. The QLD Premier congratulates them on maintaining traditional family values.
*The WA Police went into the forest and caught the white rabbit, but the rabbit inexplicably hung itself when the attending officer "slipped out momentarily" for a cup of coffee.
*The NT and SA police join forces to beat the crap out of every rabbit in the forest except the white one. They know it is the black ones who cause all the trouble.
*The Australian Federal Police refuse to go in. They examine the issues, particularly cost, and decide that because of the low priority and cost to the organisation as a whole, the matter should be rejected and returned to the referring department for investigation.
*ASIO goes into the wrong forest.
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